As bitter as I am that I didn’t win the 101 million quid, at least these most recent winners have something going for them in the first place:
You know, for some reason I just find that I trust the character, motivations and intellect of slim people just a tad more than fat people, and am therefore slightly (ever so slightly) less bitter about their winning than I am about this couple who won the last big one:
I mean they look sweet. But really, winning a gazillion quid AND having more than one chin each? That’s just being greedy.